I don't have a stove

so I don't give a shit how expensive organic produce is. All my food is brought to me on a plate, or handed to me in a bag. I'm almost positive it is not organic. I don't know how much a gallon of milk costs. I should be president; I am supremely qualified.

Pub crawl. Good.

If you want to avoid just one nasty thing in your food chain, I would strongly recommend buying organic meat as that one thing. All of the meat that I do not buy is either organic or not and so I would know.