(From http://www.borowitzreport.com)
Hillary Repackages Herself as a Black Man
Bold Strategy to Win New Hampshire
In what some party insiders are calling a Hail Mary bid to win Tuesday’s New Hampshire primary, Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton today attempted to repackage herself as a black man.
In the wake of her disappointing third-place finish in the Iowa caucuses, there was consensus among Mrs. Clinton’s campaign aides that her presidential bid needed to be rebooted, but few party professionals expected her to change her race and sex with only five days to go until New Hampshire.
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Friday, January 4
Hillary Repackages Herself as a Black Man
