You can't deny it

So I just got back from a joyful jaunt into the heart of lovely downtown Hillsboro, and realized something: Hillsboro is happenin'! Now, you might be thinking "sure, but it's no downtown Portland," to which I would respond "Yes, it actually, really is," to which you might respond "you're a fucking idiot," to which, I imagine, I might respond with something like "I know you are, but what am I?" and you'd say "An asshole!" and I'd say "Goddamn it, it's fucking awesome! I just basked in its sweet exurban glow, along with many other beautiful downtown Hillsboro appreciators (Q: wait, were the appreciators beautiful, or was downtown Hillsboro beautiful? A: both). What is wrong with you? Why the Hillsboro Hatin'?" at which point the conversation would end uncomfortably. But really, Grocery Outlet rocks.

So uhhh, Ground Kontrol on Friday? Josh is going to destroy everyone at DK.

Hillsboro Goat