Friday, November 16

The Exact Opposite Sentiments

These are supposed to be the least initimidating, possibly lamest mascots on this list.

Instead they've basically put down the best mascots. These are EXACTLY what I look for in a mascot. Who the fuck cares that your mascot is The Tigers or oh god, the worst The Wildcats, or The [INSERT BIG JUNGLE CATS].

I may hate Ohio State, but it is awesome that their mascot is a buckeye, those chestnut things that fell out of the tree in our front yard.

My favorite though is DEFINITELY Big Red. I mean look at him! He's just a big red furry mouth! Apparently the guys inside the costume are always incredible because he's always one of the top mascots every single year. If I ever started a school, I would refuse to have my mascot be anything boring. And if it was something like the Tigers, it had better because Tigers are indigenous to the campus.

I Love Mascots.