Sorry David, I completely missed everything, even the $1 pints. How was "Guys With Feelings?"
Turns out, the Oregon primary might actually matter. That assumes, of course, that delegates still matter by May 20, that Team Clinton hasn't brainwashed everyone into thinking vague notions of "electability" trump delegates in the nomination. God she is a craven politician. Anyhoo, here's the link.
Based upon Obama's leaked delegate chart, it appears that Obama will likely lock up the pledged delegate lead on May 20, 2008. Obama is 242 delegates short of the 1627 pleadged delegates needed to be the winner. Obama projected that he would win 20 delegates in Mississippi, 75 in Penn., 1 in Guam, 60 in North Carolina, 39 in Indiana, 13 in WV, 23 in Kentucky. The 23 from Kentucky would give him 251--9 over what he needs. But Oregon also votes on the 20th, and Obama projects that he will gain 28 out of that contest. So, Oregon will put him over the top even if Obama does a little less well before May 20th.
And finally (originally from here.)