Wigs

There is this woman in the office across the hall from me. She never says a word, but she wears a wig. The first few months she worked here I didn't notice, but as she has become more comfortable or whatever- she's let the wig slide- literally- it is always twisted the wrong way, too far forward or too far back- it makes her look like a drag queen. She probably has cancer or something and I'm a horrible person for commenting at all, but everyday it looks like she is wearing a mop on her head-
time to do the news-